Special Hindi Non Veg Funny Adult Jokes SMS

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1. Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp as SMS Messages

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.

Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.

Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?“

2. 

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain..

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

Boy- I want to sex with u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
ap mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai….

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

Ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le….

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhse Romance nahi

karte..

Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.

Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romance

kiya..

Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob jor

se romance kiya..

Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal

ke pila di..

3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maa

ka haal poocha tho beta bola-

Maa mar gayi,

Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,

Kaam wali bhag gayi,

Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case

thok diya hai,

Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai,

Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,

Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy

ke pichhe bhag rahe hain………

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha

Uska lund bahut bada tha,

Ek aurat ne dekha to boli

Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega

Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.

Boy Friend: That’s Good,

Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge…..

Special Hindi Non Veg Funny Adult Jokes SMS

Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.

Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.

12.

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“