Non veg sms,Funny Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg sms in hindi for line messenger

Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai?
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!

Non Veg Hindi Sms

Ek Hakla Aadmi "Amul Macho" Underwear Lene Geya.
Dukandar: Kya Duun?
Aadmi: A... A... Amul ki MA... MAA... MAA... CHO Do...!

Non Veg Sms in Hindi

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

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Adult Joke Sms

Husband ki death k 30 din baad wife ne sabko msg kiya.
Janaze mein shamil hone walo ko thanks
From
Aap ki bhabhi
Age: 25
Height: 5'4
Weight: 52 kg
Face: Baby look
Colour: milky white
Boobs: 34
Nipple: Pink
Condition: tight
Belly: flat & silky
Hip size: 40 hairless white
Hip shape: bumping
Ass: 0 Met.
Ass color: Pure white
Pussy: small dick used
Shape: tender and fluffy, upper lips still closed, no delivery case.
Regards
AAPKI PYARI BHABI
KAMO

 Baba Saxidas Ki Anokhi Research Ladkiyo Par

Baba Saxidas Ne Indian Girls Pe Ressearch Karke Ek Aisi Baat Khoji Hai Jise Sun Ke Aap Khud Hairan Hye Bina Nahi Rah Paaoge, Aur Aajma Ke Dekhoge To 100% Sach Paaoge, Pade Kya Hai Research Baba Saxidas Ji Ki.

Non Veg Sex Jokes

A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? 
Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

Sex Jokes 

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

Latest Adult, dirty, sex, sexy, Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207

Non Veg Hindi, Punjabi jokes

During sex, sexy GF Tells BF That She Wants To Do “69″

But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69.

She Asks Him To Lay Down. And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse
Direction So As In 69.

The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The
GF Tells Him To Do.

They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.

But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart. Directly On Her BF’s Face.

GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More
Time.

After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart.. This Time Bigger Than
The Previous.

The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At
Her..

“If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad”

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